Why boys need parents...

My cousin Wendy sent this to me - Joe & I just died laughing... we felt obligated to add a few of our own at the end...

You find out interesting things when you have sons, like.....
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. Ft.
House 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust-bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a
Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can,
to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. Room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few
times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long
way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball
hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though
a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool,you still
can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J'sandwiches even though TV commercials
show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is..
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do
not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends,
with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

p.s. I did forward it, and as I was reading #25 Joe chuckled and admitted he was thinking about what that would look like (boys will be boys)

Here are the MORRIS BOYS' ADDITIONS:
26.) Play-doh & fish tanks are NOT a good combination
27.) Baking cocoa makes great "dirt" for hot wheels
28.) Cocoa footprints come out of the carpet well... baking soda, baby powder, and paint do not
29.) #28 happening in one weeks time makes for one crazy mama!!
30.) Mom is NOT happy when you paint your baby brother! (see photo)
31.) Nail polish remover takes sharpie off of just about anything.